Major Disaster

[Intro]
[Verse]
Apron tied in a double knot
Stuck inside this boiling pot
Soda cups are getting sticky
Finding out the truth is tricky
Chipped red polish on my thumb
God I feel so freaking numb
[Pre-Chorus]
Mailbox full of glossy lies
University of "Who even tries?"
Dad is yelling through the door
"Pick a path or hit the floor"
[Chorus]
But I saw you at the diner!
Could she be any finer?
Kissing her in the dark
Setting fire to the spark
I don't want to choose a path
I just want to feel the wrath
I'm a major disaster
Faster and faster!
[Post-Chorus]
Yeah I'm burning out fast
Nothing's ever gonna last
Now I'm ready to go
More than you will ever know
[Verse]
Cleaning trays with a dirty rag
Life is just a heavy drag
Crumpled brochures on the mat
Underneath my baseball bat
Steam is rising from the grill
Everything is standing still
[Pre-Chorus]
Mom is asking for a plan
While I’m staring at the fan
Spinning circles in my head
Wishing I was home in bed
[Chorus]
But I saw you at the diner!
Could she be any finer?
Kissing her in the dark
Setting fire to the spark
I don't want to choose a path
I just want to feel the wrath
I'm a major disaster
Faster and faster!
[Bridge]
Biology or Business Law?
I’m nursing a broken jaw
From the weight of every word
That I wish I never heard
Scattered papers on the floor
I don't live here anymore!
[Chorus]
But I saw you at the diner!
Could she be any finer?
Kissing her in the dark
Setting fire to the spark
I don't want to choose a path
I just want to feel the wrath
I'm a major disaster
Faster and faster!
[Outro]