The Vinyl Heist

[Intro]
[Verse]
I’m sliding through the kitchen door
Hiding what I’m looking for
The DJ’s playing techno noise
I’m here to show ‘em better toys
Dropping records on the floor
The crowd is begging me for more
He’s losing all his poise
Listen to the golden boys
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, see how they stare (Ooh-ooh!)
Magic in the air (High up there!)
Look at what is there (Everywhere!)
The funk is beyond compare (Beyond compare!)
[Chorus]
It’s a rhythmic sensation
A total celebration
Kick off your designer shoes
We’ve got nothing left to lose
A funky revelation
A dancefloor liberation
Tell the rhythm all your news
And cure the modern techno blues
[Hook]
Spin it round, spin it right
We’re owning the night
Bathed in glitter light
Everything is looking bright
[Verse]
Skeptical faces start to fade
Best mistake they ever made
Glitter flecks across the wall
No one’s standing in the hall
Swaying in the purple shade
The coolest move they ever played
Having such a funky ball
We’re never gonna let it fall
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, see how they stare (Ooh-ooh!)
Magic in the air (High up there!)
Look at what is there (Everywhere!)
The funk is beyond compare (Beyond compare!)
[Chorus]
It’s a rhythmic sensation
A total celebration
Kick off your designer shoes
We’ve got nothing left to lose
A funky revelation
A dancefloor liberation
Tell the rhythm all your news
And cure the modern techno blues
[Bridge]
No laptop and no screen
Warmest sound you’ve ever seen
Trombone stabs and trumpet high
Watch the heavy rhythm fly
The finest rhythm machine
You know just what I mean
We don’t even have to try
To kiss the neon summer sky
[Chorus]
It’s a rhythmic sensation
A total celebration
Kick off your designer shoes
We’ve got nothing left to lose
A funky revelation
A dancefloor liberation
Tell the rhythm all your news
And cure the modern techno blues
[Post-Chorus]
That seventy-five groove
Making everybody move
Nothing left to improve
Cause the people all approve
[Outro]