Static Revolution

[Intro]
[Verse]
Under the Speed Queen throne
Building a fuzzy home
Gray hair and skin cell bone
We leave the dryer alone
(Whisper: The socks are hostages now)
[Pre-Chorus]
(Tempo ramping up)
Hear the washer spin
Let the strike begin
Static on our skin
We are gonna win
[Chorus]
(210 BPM - Chaotic Energy)
Down with the lint trap screen
Dirty machines are mean
The fluffiest team you've seen
Keeping the movement clean
(Ad-lib: Zim-zam-bobble-zap!)
[Post-Chorus]
(Giggle-singing)
Zim-zam-zoom-pow
We want justice now
Zim-zam-zoom-pow
Take a fuzzy bow
[Verse]
(120 BPM - Snarky/Spoken)
Coin slots are jammed with grit
We don't like the fit
Tide pods are full of it
Time for us to quit
(Aside: Is that a quarter? I'm paranoid)
[Hook]
(Halftime - Heavy Bass)
Gray clouds in the bin
Let the gray clouds in
Gray clouds in the bin
Let the gray clouds in
[Chorus]
Down with the lint trap screen
Dirty machines are mean
The fluffiest team you've seen
Keeping the movement clean
(Ad-lib: Skibidi-fluff-zap!)
[Bridge]
(Cosmic Awe - Theremin Solos)
Floating in the neon light
Drifting through the soapy night
We won't go without a fight
Everything will be alright
(Whisper-growl: I'm sleepy but defiant)
[Breakdown]
(Toy Xylophone - Bubble Wrap Percussion)
Pop! Snap! Crackle!
We break every shackle
Pop! Snap! Crackle!
We break every shackle
[Chorus]
Down with the lint trap screen
Dirty machines are mean
The fluffiest team you've seen
Keeping the movement clean
(Ad-lib: Fluff-tuff-whirr!)
[Post-Chorus]
Zim-zam-zoom-pow
We want justice now
Zim-zam-zoom-pow
Take a fuzzy bow
[Outro]