Tuesday's a Riot

[Intro]
[Verse]
Fluorescent lights flickering on my face
I’m a high-speed runner in a turtle race
The water cooler gossip is a total drag
Staring at the clock, watching seconds lag
My inbox is a graveyard of urgent pleas
But I’m feeling a sudden summer breeze
Yeah, I’m sick of the fake smiles and the tie
I’d rather watch the birds in the open sky
[Pre-Chorus]
My resignation is a cloud of dust
Leaving behind the corporate rust
I’m clicking send on a final bye
Before I even have the chance to cry
[Chorus]
Oh, Tuesday’s a riot, let’s make some noise
Trading in the stress for the girls and boys
Winding down the cliffside, 101
Blasting every song until we’re done
Watch my plastic ID hit the sand
I’m the queen of a brand new land
Yeah, it’s giddy, it’s wild, it’s loud
Dancing on a silver-lined cloud
[Post-Chorus]
Throw it out the window
Watch the career go
Throw it out the window
Go, baby, go
[Verse]
You’re shotgun with a bag of cheap chips
Cracking jokes with your salty lips
The engine’s humming like a fuzzy dream
We’re a two-person, high-octane team
The ocean is a mirror for the A major sun
Tell the HR department that I’ve won
We’re hitting eighty on a sixty-five
It’s a miracle to be this alive
[Pre-Chorus]
No more memos or the morning commute
I look better in a birthday suit
Well, maybe just a leather jacket and jeans
Breaking out of all these grey routines
[Chorus]
Oh, Tuesday’s a riot, let’s make some noise
Trading in the stress for the girls and boys
Winding down the cliffside, 101
Blasting every song until we’re done
Watch my plastic ID hit the sand
I’m the queen of a brand new land
Yeah, it’s giddy, it’s wild, it’s loud
Dancing on a silver-lined cloud
[Bridge]
No more "per my last email" ever again
I’m trading the cubicle for a lion’s den
Fuzz on the guitar, kick on the drum
Look at where the hell we’ve come
The engine roars like a heavy metal band
Everything is going exactly as planned
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug
Give the whole world a little shrug
[Chorus]
Oh, Tuesday’s a riot, let’s make some noise
Trading in the stress for the girls and boys
Winding down the cliffside, 101
Blasting every song until we’re done
Watch my plastic ID hit the sand
I’m the queen of a brand new land
Yeah, it’s giddy, it’s wild, it’s loud
Dancing on a silver-lined cloud
[Post-Chorus]
Throw it out the window
Watch the career go
Throw it out the window
Go, baby, go
[Outro]