Glaze of Glory

[Intro]
[Verse]
Cotton candy on the rail
Sticky fingers, paper veil
Grandma’s jar is tucked away
Hidden from the light of day
Mr. Henderson is near
Algebra was not my gear
Skipped his class for peach and crust
Now my win is just a must
[Pre-Chorus]
Fiddle’s dipping in the heat
Spoons are clicking to the beat
He’s got the fork, he’s got the scowl
I’m hiding underneath a towel
[Chorus]
Glaze of glory, moonshine sweet
Best damn pie you’ll ever eat
Sash is paper, heart is gold
Best kept secret never told
Watch the Tilt-A-Whirl go round
Keep my boots upon the ground
If he tastes the proof inside
There is nowhere left to hide
[Post-Chorus]
Peach and proof
Under the roof
Peach and proof
Keep it aloof
[Verse]
Mrs. Gable’s crust is dry
She’s got flour in her eye
Rogue white chicken on the loose
Looking for some golden juice
Pecked a hole in entry four
Dropped a ribbon on the floor
I’m just leaning on the post
Being a Midwestern ghost
[Pre-Chorus]
Stomping on the barnwood floor
Waiting for the final score
He’s moving to the lattice top
I’m praying that the world will stop
[Chorus]
Glaze of glory, moonshine sweet
Best damn pie you’ll ever eat
Sash is paper, heart is gold
Best kept secret never told
Watch the Tilt-A-Whirl go round
Keep my boots upon the ground
If he tastes the proof inside
There is nowhere left to hide
[Bridge]
Listen, Billy, you’re ten years old
Take the evidence and do as told
Step five: we swap the labels quick
Step six: pretend the air is thick
He still thinks I can’t solve for Y
Well, Y equals why you eating my pie?
If he asks about the vanilla scent
Tell him that’s just how the peaches went
[Breakdown]
(Boots stomp on the floorboards)
(Banjo wah-pedal solo)
(808 sub bass kicks in)
(Spoons rattling fast)
[Chorus]
Glaze of glory, moonshine sweet
Best damn pie you’ll ever eat
Sash is paper, heart is gold
Best kept secret never told
Watch the Tilt-A-Whirl go round
Keep my boots upon the ground
If he tastes the proof inside
There is nowhere left to hide
[Post-Chorus]
Peach and proof
Under the roof
Peach and proof
Keep it aloof
[Outro]