The Red Planet Hustle

[Intro]
[Verse]
Welcome to the dome on the dusty floor (Ha!)
Check your logic circuits at the door (Ooh!)
Ambassador 5000 is ready for war
With a spin and a dip and a whole lot more
He’s got cactus heels eight inches high
Scraping the ceiling of the Martian sky
Step to the left for the mining rights
We’re glowing in the red-hot neon lights
[Chorus]
It’s the Mars Roller Disco Gala tonight
Settle the trade in the neon light
Shake your chassis, do the hustle right
Glitter samples for every satellite
Yeah! (Uh!)
It’s a diplomatic dance in the dust
Polish up your chrome and shake the rust
In the funky rhythm we can trust
Winning this contract is a must
[Interlude]
(Slap bass solo)
(Wah-wah guitar scratches)
(Playful grunt: Ungh!)
(Falsetto: Higher!)
[Verse]
Free glitter packs in your metal hand
Best diplomatic gift in the land
The tariff on oil is looking grand
Once we boogie across the sand
I love those spikes on your platform shoes
Win the contract, lose the blues
Look at that robot move his hips
Signing the treaty with mechanical lips
[Chorus]
It’s the Mars Roller Disco Gala tonight
Settle the trade in the neon light
Shake your chassis, do the hustle right
Glitter samples for every satellite
Yeah! (Ooh-wee!)
It’s a diplomatic dance in the dust
Polish up your chrome and shake the rust
In the funky rhythm we can trust
Winning this contract is a must
[Bridge]
Float through the rings of a Saturn dream
Lubricate the gears of the cosmic machine
One small step for a disco queen
One giant leap for the funky scene
Zero gravity, maximum soul
Let the rhythmic trade control
(Variety show banter: "Folks, look at those gears go!")
(Infomercial energy: "Order your glitter now!")
[Chorus]
It’s the Mars Roller Disco Gala tonight
Settle the trade in the neon light
Shake your chassis, do the hustle right
Glitter samples for every satellite
Yeah! (Ha!)
It’s a diplomatic dance in the dust
Polish up your chrome and shake the rust
In the funky rhythm we can trust
Winning this contract is a must
[Chorus]
It’s the Mars Roller Disco Gala tonight
Settle the trade in the neon light
Shake your chassis, do the hustle right
Glitter samples for every satellite
Yeah! (Falsetto: Ooh!)
It’s a diplomatic dance in the dust
Polish up your chrome and shake the rust
In the funky rhythm we can trust
Winning this contract is a must
[Outro]