Static Cling

[Intro]
[Verse]
Fluorescent lights hum a lie
Watch the gray suds drift by
Chipped neon flickering red
Wish I was home in my bed
Sticky linoleum grips my shoes
I’ve got nothing left to lose
[Pre-Chorus]
Then you drift through the door
Looking for a little bit more
With that "I’m with the band" face
In this pathetic bleached-out place
[Chorus]
You’re just static on the line
Wasting all my precious time
Leeching off the local buzz
Covered in that hipster fuzz
Yeah you’re cool we all know
Now just pack your shit and go
[Post-Chorus]
(Yelp!) Spin cycle
(Scream!) Dirty laundry
Spin cycle
You’re so boring
[Verse]
Crumpled stubs in your jeans
Living out your garage dreams
You talk about the latest show
Like there’s somewhere left to go
Your leather jacket smells like pride
With nothing left to hide inside
[Pre-Chorus]
You’re a ghost of a scene
Trying to stay sharp and mean
But your clout is just a stain
Wash it out in the acid rain
[Chorus]
You’re just static on the line
Wasting all my precious time
Leeching off the local buzz
Covered in that hipster fuzz
Yeah you’re cool we all know
Now just pack your shit and go
[Bridge]
The dryer’s humming a flat E
You’re staring right through me
I’m drowning in the soap and suds
You’re just looking for some blood
Scene clout is a hollow prize
I see the boredom in your eyes
[Solo]
[Breakdown]
Bleach fumes in my head
Everything you ever said
Is a lint trap full of dust
Turning all the gold to rust
(Half-scream)
Just a lint trap!
Just the rust!
[Chorus]
You’re just static on the line
Wasting all my precious time
Leeching off the local buzz
Covered in that hipster fuzz
Yeah you’re cool we all know
Now just pack your shit and go
[Post-Chorus]
(Yelp!) Spin cycle
(Scream!) Dirty laundry
Spin cycle
You’re so boring
[Outro]