Write pop-punk male vocal lyrics with snarky absurdity, angsty existential dread, and dry self-deprecating humor. Theme: the quiet rebellion of sneaking goblin-themed energy drinks into corporate team-building hikes, the existential panic of realizing your 2010s Myspace playlist is now considered "classic rock", and petty pride in winning the office contest for most creative desk plant pun names. Music parameters: 170 BPM, core instrumentation of scuffed cheap distorted electric guitar, root-note bass, overly loud snare-heavy drums, 8-bit Game Boy synth leads, 8-second acoustic guitar pre-bridge interlude, D major mode. Emotion: giddy nihilism, petty triumph mixed with quiet dread, loud singalong choruses with nasal, attitude-heavy delivery. Follow verse-chorus-verse-chorus-bridge-big chorus-screaming tagline-outro structure, tone equal parts 2000s pop-punk snark, random internet meme reference, and messy unfiltered diary entry.
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[Intro] [Verse] Khaki shorts and a lanyard leash Another corporate mountain breach HR says we need to bond I’m staring at a stagnant pond I slipped a can inside my pack Goblin Fuel for the panic attack Green slime on my ironed shirt Face down in the designer dirt [Chorus] I heard my playlist on the radio They called it classic rock, don’t you know? My Myspace soul is a fossil now I’m sweating through my furrowed brow Rawr means I love you in dinosaur But I don't recognize me anymore Just a goblin in a business suit Giving life a middle-finger salute [Verse] I won the prize for the office greens Best pun names in the whole machines “Snake Gyllenhaal” is doing great “Fernie Sanders” is worth the wait I’m king of the cubicle row With nowhere left for me to go I’m sipping neon battery acid While the CEO stays calm and placid [Chorus] I heard my playlist on the radio They called it classic rock, don’t you know? My Myspace soul is a fossil now I’m sweating through my furrowed brow Rawr means I love you in dinosaur But I don't recognize me anymore Just a goblin in a business suit Giving life a middle-finger salute [Instrumental] [Bridge] (Acoustic strumming sounds) Is this the peak of the climb? Or just a waste of my prime? (Drums kick back in) I’m a glitch in the mainframe I forgot my own name I’m a 16-bit tragedy In a 4K reality I’M NOT OKAY I’M JUST DECAY [Chorus] I heard my playlist on the radio They called it classic rock, don’t you know? My Myspace soul is a fossil now I’m sweating through my furrowed brow Rawr means I love you in dinosaur But I don't recognize me anymore Just a goblin in a business suit Giving life a middle-finger salute [Breakdown] GOBLIN MODE IN THE BOARDROOM GOBLIN MODE IN THE BOARDROOM [Outro]
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